Looks bad on resume cover letters
1. I'm really keen to work for you， I hear the drugs are good.
2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately， every company I have worked for has since closed down.
3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.
4. I know where you live.
5. Any sentence beginning with “I was recently acquitted.”
6. I'm really tall， so I think I'd be well suited to this job.
7. Happy faces.
8. By the way， I understand that you have unmarried daughters.
9. I'm confident that I'll get this job. The voices told me.
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