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- 英文笑話:Why Women
- Joke：Why Women Why don't women have men's brains？ Because they don't have penises to keep them in. Why don't women blink during foreplay？ They don't have time. Why does it take 1 million...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Empire strike back
- Joke：Empire strike back A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader， chops off Luke's hand！ It goes spinn...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:3 wishes
- A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom， decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Yo MAMA
- 1） Your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles the traffic slows down. 2） Your mama's lips are so big， that Chap Stick had to invent a spray！ 3） Your mom is so stupid， she has problems r...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Dog vs Women
- Joke：Dog vs Women *Dogs don't cry. *Dogs love it when your friends come over. *Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. *Dogs think you sing great. *A dog's time in the bathroom...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Good Gile Bad Girl
- Joke：Good Gile Bad Girl Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Computer Virus
- CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. VIAGRA VIRUS Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. LEWINSKY VIRUS Sucks all the memory out of your computer then emails...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Sparrow
- Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However， soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short ti...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Wendy
- There's this guy， Jack， who has a girlfriend， Wendy， whom he loves a lot.To prove how much he loves her， he gets "Wendy" tattooed on his penis. When it's erect， it says her name， and when deflated it...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Mermaid
- Three guys are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the guys just doesn't b...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Jerry Seinfeld
- The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with？ Not much of a...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Jesus
- Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish： he went into his father's business he lived at home until the age of 33 he was sure his mother was a virgin， and his mother was sure he was God Three pr...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Southwest
- A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to Chicago. The boy， who had been looking out the window， turned to his mother and asked， "If big dogs have baby dogs and big...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Tool Time I
- A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts， "Honey， could you fix the light in the hallway？ It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily， "F...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Monday Blues
- One day， Mr Singh gets a new born child. So he starts filling the birth certificate. At the same time， a couple who are touring India， met him and congratulated him on getting a son. Mr Singh...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:The pet store
- This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box……it says……"Snatch Eating...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Monkey and Elephant
- A monkey and an elephant is a good friend. both of them lives close in the neighbourhood. one day while the elephant was rubbing his trunk again a coconut tree， his monkey came by 'hey jimbo， are yo...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Barbie
- Barbie's full name is Barbra Millicent Roberts.Barbie's measurements if she were life size： 39-23-33. Sunbeams that shine down through the clouds are called crepuscular rays. All porcupin...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:A blond with a paint
- This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid， so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. W...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Falling
- A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down， an American man catches her， she says ："Oh thank you， yo...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話: THE DRINKER
- An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stan...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Female Mini Bus
- Please be carefull when you all chose your wives…… The story begin at Kampung Pandan， Kuala Lumpur， Malaysia. A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son haven't shown the slighted...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Looking 4 me
- Bob's boss needed to call him about an urgent problem with the computer. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered， "Hello？" Feeling put out at th...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Why did he fire you?
- Two neighbors were talking about work， when one asked， “Say， why did the foreman fire you？” Replied the second， “Well， you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do t...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Daughter in college
- Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100，000 to pay for his daughter's college education？ As the policeman， who also had a daughter in college， was leading hi...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
