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- 我在哪？(中英)
- Where Am I Nat lived in a small town in England. He alwalys stayed in England for his holidays，but then last year he thought， “I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spai...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 牛乎，馬乎？(中英)
- A Cow or a Horse A visitor from the city was annoying the farmer with his many questions. He pointed to an animal in the field. “Why doesn't that cow have any horns？”he wanted to know. ...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個壞印象(中英)
- A Bad Impression Six people were traveling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved，but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the ot...
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- 其余的事由我負責(中英)
- I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door，talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第一次坐飛機(中英)
- First Flight Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents，so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane，Mr....
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爆笑中英文對照：關于女人
- 柔弱又強悍 那才叫女人 女人women If you kiss her， you are not a gentleman 如果你親她，那你就沒有紳士風度 If you don't， you are not a man 可是如果你不親她，那你就不算男子漢！ If you pr...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 武俠專用語英漢(搞笑版)
- 易筋經change your bone（改變你的骨頭） 大力金剛指strongman's fingers（大塊頭的手指） 九陽神功nine men's power（9個男人的力量） 沖靈劍法GG and MM's sword（哥哥妹妹的劍） 洗髓經wash you（把你洗一下）...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美國老外打碎中國碗后
- 爆笑英語：ten dollar 美國老外打碎中國碗后 有一戶華人在美國開了一家中國餐廳，爸爸管賬，兒子跑堂，媽媽掌廚。 一天，餐廳里來了一個老外。兒子見他一個人用餐，就向他推薦了一碗牛肉面。沒想到熱騰騰的面燙了...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 啼笑皆非的英語翻譯
- 啼笑皆非的英語翻譯： 《farewell my concubine》――再見了，我的小老婆（這可是《霸王別姬》的英文譯名啊。） 《seventeen years》――十七年（故弄玄虛，《回家過年》） 《ashes of time》――時間的灰燼（《東...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 想不到英語竟也能如此搞笑
- 笑林廣場：想不到英語竟也能如此搞笑 小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go tot he toilet？老師說：Go ahead.小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet？老師說：Go ahead.小明又坐...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 加菲貓語錄摘貼
- 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語哲理（笑話）
- 男人man 女人woman Smart man + smart woman = romance 聰明男人+聰明女人=浪漫愛情 Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy 聰明男人+笨女人=懷孕 Dumb man + smart woman = affair 笨男...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑英文格言
- One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。 Behind every successful m...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默-電話留言
- 中國家庭并不常用電話答錄機（Answering Machine）,但在北美家庭，幾乎家家都用。外來電話撥入時，若該電話號碼的主人不在，就會讓撥入者聽到一段留言，這叫Answer.絕大多數的Answer都是千篇一律的：說明主人不在，請撥入者...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話:confession
- A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. the Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.Finally the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑諺語：存心抬杠呢吧
- 存心抬杠呢吧——超級搞笑英語諺語Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話Jackasses jokes
- A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his FLASHlight around,looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from t...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話：黑人的幽默
- Dear white, something you got to know 的白人，有件事你必知道。 When I was born, I was black. 我出生，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我大了，我是黑色的 When I'm under the su...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 酒吧里的猴子The Monkey
- A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is ab...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 關于水的笑話，你知道嗎
- An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class： “Anyone knows the formula for water？” “Sure. That's easy,” said one man. “What is it？” “H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.” ...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們的尾巴(中英)
- 英語幽默：Our Tails 我們的尾巴 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again， and said he："Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 笑看兩只蟑螂之間的討論
- Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. “I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It's so clean！ The kitc...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 時間就是金錢Time-Money
- As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, “Do you agree that 'Time is money'？” “Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that？” the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誰的爸爸是最強壯的 Dad
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ？ My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “We...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一場特殊的足球比賽Match
- Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, “Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.” “Why did it make you late？” inquired the teacher...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
