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- 丈夫的休息日
- My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. I picked up his dirty clothes， put away his work shoes， carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night'...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Reason of the Famine
- In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said in all seriousness，“Look atyour appearance，it really makes people believe that all the Britishare starving...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Marriage Proposal to Bernard Shaw
- Once a beautiful and dissolute British actress wrote to propose marriage to Bernard Shaw. She said she did not mind Bernard Shaw's old age and ugliness because he was a genius. And if they cou...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 耳聾者的麻煩
- THREE very deaf ladies were travelling on top of an open bus. “Windy， isn't it？” asked one. “No， it isn't Wednesday， it's Thursday，” said the second. “Yes， I'm thirsty， too. Let's get o...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 送給女友的禮物
- At a jewelry store， a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Shall I engrave her name on it？” the jeweler asked. The customer thought for a moment， and then s...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 把戒指戴回去
- Put That Ring Back On During World War II， I found that my wedding ring was being destroyed through the use of my GI trenching shovel， so I took the ring off and placed it on my dog-tag chain...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 園藝手套
- For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring， since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday， while I was gardening， my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 森林之火
- One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires； they go out if left unattened.” “Does that mean，” asked the other， “that they make ashe...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 體面的男朋友
- Mother to daughter： “What kind of person is your new boyfriend？ Is he respectable？” “Of cause he is， Mom. He's thrifty， doesn't drink or smoke， has a very nice wife and three well-behaved chil...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 馴悍有方
- A man was talking to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card game. “You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife，” he said. “First， I kill the engine a...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 生財有道
- Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible， so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings， she boasted to my father， “Just think， Fred...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 催單
- In the veterinary office where I'm a technician， we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno， a German shepherd， arrived for his annual rabies shot， and we were required by sta...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我丈夫馬上就要回來了
- A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James， I like your beard， but I would really love to see your handsome face.” James replied，...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 難以忍受
- The doorbell rang and Mrs. Carson opened the front door. Her heart sank when she saw Mrs. Burbidge. Whenever Mrs. Burbidge called， she stayed for hours and hours. “Good afternoon， Mrs. Carso...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不用擔(dān)心遲到
- Mr. and Mrs. Wilson and their children were going to begin their vacation one day， and they had to be at the airport at eleven-forty AM. “It'll take us half an hour to get there in the taxi，”...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 丈夫難伺候
- Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty， old clothes and no stockings， her hair was not tidy， she had dust on her face， and she looked d...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一面之辭
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused， and one man raised his hand. “I can't hear out of my left ear，” the man told the judge. “Can you hear out o...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 健忘的丈夫
- My husband's uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist， privided him with the relevant date...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- General Patton
- Our daughter was being interviewed for a supervisory position. When asked if she had ever worked in such a capacity before， she answered， “No， but at home I have four boys and they call me Gener...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誘餌
- An Aberdonian and his wife went to Rothesay for a holiday and went for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The Aberdonian asked the pier-master to let him know if he...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 模仿鳥兒
- A man tried to get a job in a stage show. “What can you do？” asked the producer. “Imitate birds，” the man said. “Are you kidding？” answered the producer， “People like that are a dime...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 三個外科醫(yī)生
- Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. “A man came to me who had his hand cut off，” said one. “Today that man is a concert violinist.” “That's nothing，” said another....
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 偉大的獵手Jonesie
- Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter， Jonesie， to come and kill the beast. For several nights...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 臨死者最愛吃的小甜餅
- A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony， he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 走私犯
- A Smugglar The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border， where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk， he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams. ...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
