The Reason of the Famine
In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said in all seriousness，“Look atyour appearance，it really makes people believe that all the Britishare starving.”
Bernard Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，“But，I know as soon as I saw you the reason why Britain is suf－fering from famine.”
2.鬧饑荒的原因
在一次宴會上，一個資本家用遺憾的目光上下打量著瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯納，一本正經(jīng)地說：“看看你的模樣，真叫人以為英國人都在挨餓。”
肖伯納審視著大腹便便的資本家說：“但是，我一見到你，就知道英國正在鬧饑荒的原因了。”
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