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- Divorce After 54 Years
- Morris calls his son in NY and says，“ Benny， I have something to tell you. However， I don't want to discuss it. I'm merely telling you because you're my oldest child， and I thought you ought to k...
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- Divorced Barbie
- Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his.daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall， runs to the toy store and says to the s...
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- Upside-down Exclamation Mark
- One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it. He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a directory named “i386.” He started to ty...
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- Using Bumper
- Most people hate to parallel park. The other day， I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front， then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went...
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- What A Genie
- Bill Clinton is driving up to the White House when he runs over Socks the cat and kills it stone dead. Next to the cat he finds a lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie which grants him a sing...
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- What Are You Smuggling?
- Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says， “What's in the bags？” “Sand，” answered Juan. The guard says，...
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- What Do You Think of Me?
- When my daughter was a sophomore in high school， she'd been wanting to date this one boy. Finally the school sponsored a trip where they rode the train down towards San Diego， had dinner， and too...
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- What Does It Add Up To?
- A Mathematician， a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going i...
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- What Is Three Times Three
- Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man， “What is three times three？” “274，” was his reply. The doctor says to the second man， “It's your tu...
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- What State?
- My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change is address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the all asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain， she interrupted and s...
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- The prayer said before finals
- Now I Lay Me Down to Study， I Pray the Lord I Won't Go Nutty. If I Should Fail to Learn this Junk， I Pray the Lord I Will Not Flunk. But If I Do， Don't Pity Me at All， ...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Looking back on photos
- The children had all been photographed， and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grow...
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- The homework schedule
- Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner...
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- A boy writes home hinting that he needs money
- Dear Father， school is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff， I simplyn't think of anything I need， so if you would like， you can just send me a ca...
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- Some very common traits in two drunks
- A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course，” comes the reply. The first man then asks： “Where are you from？” “I'm from Ire...
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- I have a magical dancing duck
- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impress...
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- This pill allows you to fly
- A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill， take a drink， walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed ne...
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- Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7...
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- A man takes the ferry home from work
- John Smith lived in Staten Island， New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening， he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next...
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- A seal visits a local bar
- A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal， “What's your pleasure？” The seal replies， “Anything but Canadian Club.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話...
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- Who gave you those black eyes?
- A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. “Whoa， Sam！” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you？”...
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- I only ordered a double
- I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽...
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- A drunk orders himself a beer
- A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar， seats himself on a stool， and with a belch， asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely i...
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- Some yogurt visits a local bar
- Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender， who was a tub of cottage cheese， says to them， “We don't serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him， “Why not？...
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- There is a monkey in the bar
- A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar， a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is abl...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
