-
- Two copies
- A young blonde executive was leaving the office one evening when she noticed the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is impor...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- First Class
- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first clas...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The blonde and the farmer
- There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride, sh...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- We don’t sell to blondes
- A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dy...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Blonde Quickies
- Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a blonde has used your computer? There's white-out all over the screen. Why did the blonde f...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lawyer “Speak”
- The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students， “If you were to give someone an orange， how would you go about it？” The student replied， “Here's an orange.” The profess...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Mexican Bandit
- A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger de...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lawyer Quickies
- Two smart, attractive, well-educated young law graduates, Sally and Edith, were competing for a prestigious job. As part of the job interview each was asked why she wanted the job. Edith answe...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- More...Lawyer Quickies
- Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in f...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- You Might Be a Redneck!
- What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? 'Hey y'all…… Watch this!' How To Pick Up A Chick In Arkansas: Hey Baby! Nice tooth. You Might Be A Redneck If…… ...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Redneck Etiquette
- - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Beautiful!
- One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who r...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- You’d be a 10!
- Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, th...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- You Might Need a New Lawyer
- He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." He tells...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Signs You are drunk
- You loose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Male vs. Female Vocabulary
- THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Ventriloquist
- A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar. He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up a...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lightbulb joke collection 50
- Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct. Q: How many psychiatrists doe...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What will the neighbors think?
- Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lightbulb joke collection 55
- Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better. Q: How many female opera...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lightbulb joke collection 16
- Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbu...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Dad will never say
- Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?…… I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, yo...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Deep Thoughts 1
- It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons. He was the kind of man who...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What movies teach us
- COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors display inch-high lette...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Battles on the sea
- The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company. THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built. It was to be the pride of the fleet, and something spe...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
