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- 我沒有搞錯
- I Am Not Wrong Eleanor's younger brother Freder was a simple youth. On day, Eleanor's husband, Babo, went to Africa in a hunting trip accompanied by Freder. About 3 weeks later, she receive...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 給母親最好的禮物
- Presents To Mother There was a woman who had three sons. When they had grown up the sons left home went out on their own and prospered years later. Getting back together they discussed the gif...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Speaker
- The Speaker The after-dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, boring everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right a...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Pledge 誓約
- A Pledge Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everyone was complimenting him on how well he looked. "I'll tell you the secret," he said. "My wife and I were married seventy-fi...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 去天堂
- To Go to Heaven Sunday School teacher： Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven？ Hands up …… what about you, Terry？ You haven't got your hand up ―― don't you want to go to Heaven？ Ter...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 多少只兔子？
- How Many Rabbits？ Teacher： Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have？ Jonathan： Nine, sir. Teacher： Nine？ ...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 經典愛情26個字母
- 經典愛情26個字母A-accept（接受） “世上沒有十全十美的人”。記著，你愛他，就必須接受他的一切，甚至他的缺點。 B-belief（信任） 不信任對方，經常以懷疑的口吻盤問對方，這種互相猜忌的愛情就只有分手下場。...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 經典英文幽默集錦
- Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Love the neighbor...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 傳教士買鸚鵡
- A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear？" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him. "Do you see...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- If Men Got Pregnant
- If Men Got Pregnant： Maternity leave would last two years， with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the na...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bring Me One of the Winners
- Customer ： “Waiter， my lobster is without a claw. How is that？” Waiter ： “Well， sir， they are so fresh that they fight with each other in the kitchen.” Customer ： “Take this one away， and b...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Real Women
- About real women …… If shop mannequins were real women， they`d be too thin to menstruate. There are 3 billion women who don`t look like super models and only eight who do. Marilyn Monroe wore...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Making puppy
- Making puppy A man and his son were walking through a field， and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replid， “Well，son， they're making a puppy.” The...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Grand Tour
- The Grand Tour Samuel。Boyce Quoth his heir to Sir John “I‘d to travel begone， Like others， the world for to see.” Quoth Sir John to his heir， “Prithee， novice，forbear， Fo...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩只鳥
- Two Birds Teacher： Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？ Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher： Please tell...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 經典英語笑話四則
- 經典英語笑話 A）老師在黑板上寫了一句：Time is money.并讓同學們翻譯。有名學生答道： “湯姆是瑪麗。” 小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet？ 老師說：Go ahead.小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話三則
- 1.The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網
"你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 白里于中的笑
- 需要指出的是，胡（hu）和（who）同音，是的官（yes sir）和阿拉法特的名字瑟（Yassir）同音，咖啡（coffee）和安南的名字科菲（kofi）同音，斯和大米是一Rice. Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.胡被任命中共SCEN...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Guns Buried in The Garden
- An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden,but he didn't known anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He w...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語Q&A
- Q： What's the difference between a monkey and a flea？ A： A monkey can have fleas， but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他真是一個大人物
- He is really somebody ―― My uncle has 1000 men under him. ―― He is really somebody. What does he do？ ―― A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 ―― 我叔叔下面有1...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 它們是從美國直接帶來的
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States， she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我的狗不識字
- Mrs. Brown： Oh， my dear， I have lost my precious little dog！ Mrs. Smith： But you must put an advertisement in the papers！ Mrs. Brown： It's no use， my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識字 布...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 給我那個打贏的
- Bring me the winner ―― Waiter， this lobster has only one claw. ―― I'm sorry， sir. It must have been in a fight. ―― Well， bring me the winner then. 給我那個打贏的吧 ―― 服務...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 對“年輕者”的忠告
- Advice for “Kid” A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65， never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s， 80s， or 90s. So when something has to be...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
