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- A Taste of Fast Food
- Grandpa: It's time for dinner Bao Bao. Wash up! Grandson (Bao Bao, 12 years old): Aw Grandpa, I don't want rice again. Can you take me to KFC tonight? Please? Grandpa: I suppose so, but...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的禮物味道好極了
- A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas. He immediately bought th...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- new discovery
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不夠君子 If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象漢子 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，說你欺騙 If you don't, you are...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 怎樣才能進天堂？
- ″If I sold my house and my car，had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor，would I get into heaven？″I asked the children in my Sunday school class. ″No！″the children all answere...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你看上去年輕了20歲
- When I was 28，I was teaching English to high school freshmen in a schoolswheresoccasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days，I donned a sweatshirt and slack...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- MM酒吧“艷遇”
- 男：I＇m a photographer. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。 女：I＇m a plastic surgeon. I＇ve been looking for a face like yours. 我是整形外科醫生。我...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Like a gentleman
- Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The child...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 遲到的原因
- Teacher：Johnny，why are you late for school every morning？ 老師：約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到？ Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner，a guidepost says，“School――Go Slow”. 約翰尼：每當我經...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 愛情寶典妙語連珠
- 1.在陷入情網的時候，有些人丟了頭腦，另一些人丟了心。 When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart. 2.幸福是良好的健康加上糟糕的記性。 Happiness is good health and a...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- American Soldier
- An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Polish
- One day a guy walks into a bar and ask the bartender if he wants to hear a polish joke. He says you see that guy sitting at the end of the bar he's 250 pounds, he is about 6'3 and he's poli...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Clock
- Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"??? St Pe...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Things that only mom can teach
- 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION…… "Just wait until your father gets home." 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING…… "You are going to get it when we get home!" 3. My Mothe...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Have you been a good girl
- 3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What's the difference between women
- 8 You take her to bed and tell her a story. 18 You tell her a story and take her to bed. 28 You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed. 38 She tells you a story and takes...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Interesting Points
- 1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% higher in general intelligence than men, though their brain size is smaller. 2. Women are walking radar detectors, that is why men have difficulty lyi...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Turn Around
- A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 p...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Leopard & Zebra
- A leopard went to see an optometrist because he thought he needed an eye exam. "Every time I look at my wife," he worriedly told the optometrist, "I see spots before my eyes." "So what's to...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Casino
- A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette she says, "I have no idea what number to play." A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age. Smiling at t...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Dam
- One day in science,the teacher is talking about dam.A student ask the teacher,"Do you have any dam (damn)picture??"All people in the classroom laugh!!更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 57 Chevy
- This here's a story about Josh and his 57 Chevy. Now, his Chevy wasn't licensed but Josh used to drive it on the back roads around his farm. Well, one day last summer, the old car broke dow...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- King Solomon
- Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY da...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Samy Vellu
- Samy Vellu aka Semi Value broke his right arm (the one he uses to write). All the doktors and the spesialis in kay ell couldn't help him and so off he went to India to seek ayurvedic treatment...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Empire strike back
- A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventila...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 慚愧士兵
- Ashamed Soldier慚愧士兵 Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he an...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
