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- 反正我太太明天會來換的
- My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. "Cloth of leather?" asked the salesperson. "Makes no difference, "replied customer. "...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 校園幽默四則
- 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Pl...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- How do you know that?
- Bob: My car doesn't have a speedometer. Rob: Then how do you know how fast you're going? Bob: Well, when I'm driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour, the win...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lawyer and Engineer 你是怎么引起洪水的？
- Lawyer and Engineer A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything." "That...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I knew I could count on you
- I knew I could count on you! Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Adam and Eve 亞當和夏娃
- One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questio...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Chief is at the wedding
- A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Sooner or later
- A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge: Have you ever stolen things? Thief: Oh, now and then. Judge: And where have you stolen these things? Thief: Oh, here...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Who was the first Man?
- A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the te...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Looney Bin (瘋人院)
- Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from anot...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 媽媽親了一下他的頭
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"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.
"媽媽,我的烏龜死了,"小男孩默丁伸出手里的烏龜給...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話 誰是傻子
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Who is nuts ?
誰是傻子？In a hospital for mentally disturbed people, when the doctor walked into the room of a patient, he saw him dangling from the...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- “我兄弟可能會從那邊過來。”
- Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver sa...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣
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A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
警察看到一個女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣。警察走近她，說道：“把車貼邊。”"...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她登機后發現自己的座位僅靠窗子。
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It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士頭一回坐飛機。她登機后發現自己的座位僅靠窗子。After she settled i...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我就肯定不來這吃飯了。
- A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
我和...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 告訴他我媽媽不來了。
- When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wished to give her husband any message if they f...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我請您看一樣超神奇的東西。
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amaz...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那么一個季度通行證需要多少錢？
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A new dorm rule was announced.
新宿舍規范出臺了。“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.
“...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 但是你知道政客們就喜歡撒謊。
- A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farm...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因為我想給你打電話呀！
- A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一個男人的兩只耳朵都被燙傷了...在醫院的時候別人就問他是如何燙到的。He said, "I was ironin...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老人如何變得如此富有的。
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
一位年輕人請教一位十分有錢的老人如何變得如此富有。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son,...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話：醫生住在樓下
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
The doctor lives downstairs
醫生住在樓下 "Doctor,"she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.”...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默：女人，不能說的秘密（1）
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Women's secrets
女人，不能說的秘密Women especially love a bargain．
女人特別喜歡便宜貨。
Women love to shop.It is the only area of the world wher...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話：誰要聾了？
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Who's going deaf ?
誰要聾了？ A man tells a doctor, ”I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do ? "
丈夫告訴醫生："我想我的妻子快要聾了，我可以...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
