她登機(jī)后發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位僅靠窗子。
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士頭一回坐飛機(jī)。她登機(jī)后發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位僅靠窗子。
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
她坐好后，一位男士走過(guò)來(lái)堅(jiān)持說(shuō)她坐了他的位子。這位女士根本不聽，只告訴他走開
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
“好吧，”男士回答道。“如果你真想這樣，你來(lái)開飛機(jī)吧。”
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