我請(qǐng)您看一樣超神奇的東西。
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
一個(gè)高爾夫球手正要發(fā)球，跑上來(lái)一個(gè)無(wú)限諂媚的小個(gè)子推銷(xiāo)員，喊到：“ 等一下。在您發(fā)球前，我請(qǐng)您看一樣超神奇的東西。”
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
高爾夫球手頗感被打攪，說(shuō)道：“什么東西啊？”
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
“是一個(gè)很特別的高爾夫球 - 一個(gè)永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)被弄丟的球！”
"you can never lose it"，scoffs the golfer, "What if you hit it into the water?
“永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)丟的球”，高爾夫球手嘲諷地說(shuō)，“如果球被打到水里呢？”
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
“沒(méi)問(wèn)題。它能漂起來(lái)，還能探測(cè)到哪里是岸，然后自己就能轉(zhuǎn)到岸邊。”
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
“那么如果掉到樹(shù)叢里呢？”
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
“簡(jiǎn)單。它能發(fā)出嘟嘟聲，這樣你就能循聲而至了。”
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
“那如果天黑了怎么找它呢？”
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
“球會(huì)在黑暗中發(fā)光啊！一句話，你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)找不到這個(gè)球。”
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
高爾夫球手當(dāng)即買(mǎi)下這個(gè)球，隨口問(wèn)了一句：“你從哪搞到它的？”
"I found it."
“是我撿到的啦！”
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