我請您看一樣超神奇的東西。
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"
一個高爾夫球手正要發球，跑上來一個無限諂媚的小個子推銷員，喊到：“ 等一下。在您發球前，我請您看一樣超神奇的東西。”
The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"
高爾夫球手頗感被打攪，說道：“什么東西啊？”
"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"
“是一個很特別的高爾夫球 - 一個永遠不會被弄丟的球！”
"you can never lose it"，scoffs the golfer, "What if you hit it into the water?
“永遠不會丟的球”，高爾夫球手嘲諷地說，“如果球被打到水里呢？”
"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."
“沒問題。它能漂起來，還能探測到哪里是岸，然后自己就能轉到岸邊。”
"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"
“那么如果掉到樹叢里呢？”
"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."
“簡單。它能發出嘟嘟聲，這樣你就能循聲而至了。”
"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"
“那如果天黑了怎么找它呢？”
"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"
“球會在黑暗中發光啊！一句話，你永遠不會找不到這個球。”
The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"
高爾夫球手當即買下這個球，隨口問了一句：“你從哪搞到它的？”
"I found it."
“是我撿到的啦！”
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