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- 生命知識 Facts of Life
- I have always tried to be open and honest with my children whenever they came to me with questions， but six-year-old Peter caught me off guard one evening when he bounced in at dinner time and...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 四減四等于幾？
- 4-4=？ One day， the teacher inquired Peter： “How much is four minus four？” Peter was tongue-tied. the teacher got angry and said： “What a fool！ You see， if I put four coins in your pocket， but...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有人要干凈的盤子嗎？
- Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate？ Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him， “I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday， Peter. Can you you come？” Peter asked hi...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 父親的東西 Father's Things
- When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father， so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr. Howard did not...
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- 我不想爭論
- I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument “Gerald，” asked the teacher， “what is the shape of the earth？” “It's round，” answered Gerald. “How do you know it's round？” continued the...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 款待Treat
- As a rookie in the Atlantic City， N.J.， Police department， I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents....
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- 心目中的英雄 Personal Hero
- Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. “Why did you pick me？” he asked. “Beca...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 女孩的名字Girl's Name ，
- When our daughter was born， we named her Myles， after my beloved late father， despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later， when i felt she was old enough to understand， I exp...
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- 小男孩與驢子 A Small Boy and a Donkey
- A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. “What are you holding onto your brother so tight for， sonny？” asked one of them....
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- 我教老師 I Taught the Teacher
- Mother asked her little boy， “Darling， what did the teacher teach you today？” “Nothing， Mum，” answered the son proundly， “instead， she asked me how much one plus two was， and I told her three....
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 纏住不放 Persistance
- Returning from a golf outing， my husband was greeted at the door by Sara， our four-year-old daughter. “Daddy， who won the golf game？ You or Uncle Richie？” “Uncle Richie and I don't play golf...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 模仿 Imitation
- A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well， sit down and eat your tea，” said his mother. “Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something...
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- 一個數學問題 A Problem in Arithmetic
- Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic， and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幸運的母親 Lucky Mother
- A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening， she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一位前臺小姐的八級英語！！！
- 前臺小姐：“hello.”你好 老外：“hi.”嗨 前臺小姐：“you have what thing？”你有什么事？ 老外：“can you speak english？”你能講英語嗎？ 前臺小姐：“if i not speak english， i am speaking what？” 如...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 學英語
- 一次為一個初中小孩搞家教，在其英語課本上發現如下恐怖字眼： 爸死（bus） 爺死（yes） 哥死（girls） 妹死（Mis？） …… 死光（school）更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全英語 笑話...
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- 一切都正常 Things Have Been Okay
- A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son， who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists， but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakf...
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- 原來如此 That's Why
- Jimmy started painting when he was three years old， and when he was five， he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures， and people paid a lot of money for them....
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- 好消息與壞消息 The motorbike accident
- There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic（麻藥）， the doctor was leaning over him anxiously. “Son，” he said， “...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 探望病人
- When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 －year －old seemed to understand, but our six －year －old took the...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 偷情
- A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward they're just lying there, enjoying the nearness of each other. The ph...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- SORRY, I DON'T KOWN
- 在一次英語課上，老師出了一道題叫同學們舉手回答，同學“甲”什么也不懂，但他想在老師面前炫耀一番，趕忙問同桌答案是什么。同桌答曰“sorry, I don't kown”。 甲自以為得矣得矣，連忙舉手。老師一看，連忙叫他回答，甲...
2018-12-04 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 其他的事我負責
- A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on, miss!"...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誤會
- An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each...
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 過早購物
- It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant....
2018-12-03 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
