四減四等于幾？
4-4=？
One day， the teacher inquired Peter： “How much is four minus four？” Peter was tongue-tied.
the teacher got angry and said： “What a fool！ You see， if I put four coins in your pocket， but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out， now what is left in your pocket？”
“The hole，” replied Peter.
四減四等于幾？
一天，都是問彼德：“四減四等于幾？”彼德張口結(jié)舌答不上來。
老師生氣地說：“真笨！你想，如果我放四個(gè)硬幣在你的口袋里，但你的口袋里有個(gè)窟窿，結(jié)果四個(gè)硬幣都漏掉了。那么，你的口袋里還有什么？”
“窟窿，”彼德答道。
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