看笑話學英語35:Problem with Gas放屁的問題
聽笑話學英語35:Problem with Gas放屁的問題
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.
有位小老太太去看醫生：“醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。
As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
事實上，我在這里已經放了20多個屁，但是你并不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。”
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
醫生說：“好的，我明白了。吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。”
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
一星期后老太太來了，“醫生，你到底給的我什么藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音，但是怎么這么臭！”
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
醫生說：“太好了！你的嗅覺正常了，現在開始治聽覺。”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 bother ['b?ð?]
v. 使惱怒，使不安，煩擾，費心
n. 煩擾，
eg:Lots of people don't bother to go through a marriage ceremony these days.
很多人如今不費心舉辦婚禮了。
短語
bother someone 麻煩別人 ; 有人理會 ; 打擾某人 ; 打擾別人
no bother 不麻煩
bother doing 懶得做 ; 麻煩做 ; 正在翻譯
bother to 費心得去
Bother Respecting 勞煩
Bother Ages 打擾時代
Bother Noone 不要打擾別人
pvp bother 打攪
bother sb 打擾某人 ; 打擾 ; 打攪某人 ; 煩擾或打擾某人
2 prescription [pris'krip??n]
n. 藥方，對策，開處方
eg:The new drug will not require a physician's prescription.
這種新藥不需要醫生的處方。
短語
prescription 處方
cipher prescription 協定處方
prescription electrode 標準電極
prescription sieve 藥篩
folk prescription 偏方 ; 民間藥方 ; 民間流傳不見于古典醫學著作的中藥方
prescription medicine 處方藥 ; 能否網購國外的處方藥 ; 按藥方買藥
Repeat prescription 重復處方
drying prescription 燥劑
Weiweifang prescription 維胃方
3 Gas
n. 氣體；[礦業] 瓦斯；汽油；毒氣
vt. 加油；毒（死）
vi. 加油；放出氣體；空談
eg:Coal is actually cheaper than gas.
煤炭實際上比煤氣便宜。
短語
Gas chromatography [分化] 氣相色譜法 ; [分化] 氣相色譜 ; [分化] 氣象色譜法 ; [化學] 氣相層析
Greenhouse gas 溫室氣體 ; 二氧化碳 ; 溫室效應氣體 ; 的溫室氣體
gas chromatograph [分化] 氣相色譜儀 ; [分化] 氣相色譜 ; [分化] 氣相層析儀 ; [分化] 氣象色譜
Gas chamber 毒氣室 ; 氣室 ; 儲氣室 ; [化工] 煤氣柜
Gas compressor [機] 壓縮機 ; 壓氣機 ; [機] 氣體壓縮機 ; [機] 煤氣壓縮機
gas mark 焦痕 ; 燒焦 ; 氣紋 ; 氣痕
Photon gas [統物] 光子氣體 ; [統物] 光子氣
exhaust gas 廢氣 ; 排氣 ; 排出的氣體 ; [環境] 尾氣
CS gas CS催淚性毒氣 ; 催淚彈 ; 毒氣彈 ; 照明彈
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