雙語 笑話 Three Reasons
Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round.
John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.
老師:約翰,請說出三條理由來證實地球是圓的。
約翰:媽媽是這么說的,爸爸是這么說的,你也是這么說的!歡迎來論壇討論更多:
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