富有的司機
Rich driver?
Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi.
One of the ladies said,“Taxis are terribly expensive these days. The owners get a lot of money for nothing.”
“Yes,”said the other lady,“and the drivers get such big tips that they soon become rich. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.”
One of the ladies was smoking a cigarette. After a minute or two she said to the other lady,“Can you see an ashtray in this taxi? There isn't one on my side.”
“No,”said the other,“there isn't one on this side either. Driver! Where is the ashtray in this taxi? Why haven't you got one?”
The driver, who had heard everything the ladies had said, answered,“Oh, just drop the ashes on the carpet――I have a servant who comes in and cleans three days in the week!
富有的司機？
二位富有的女士正在乘坐一個出租汽車，正談論坐出租汽車無論去何處都高昂的費用。
其中一個女士說：“出租車最近貴得可怕。出租車司機肯定不用怎么樣就賺很多錢。”
“就是,”另一個女士說：“而且司機能得到那么多的小費他們那么快就富了。他們應該對他們自己感到羞愧。”
一個女士正在抽煙一根香煙。一二分鐘之后她對另一個女士說,“你看到出租車上的煙灰缸了嗎?我身邊沒有。”
“沒有,”另一個說“我周圍也沒有。司機!出租車上的煙灰缸在哪?你為什么不弄一個?”
司機剛才聽到了她們說的每件事：“哦,就把煙灰弄到地毯上吧。我還有一個仆人，每周清洗車3次!
Notes（1）share a taxi：共乘一輛出租車（2）be ashamed of：以為……是恥辱
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