每日一笑（11.16）
還要跟大家道個(gè)歉，因?yàn)楣倦娔X沒有音響/耳麥，音頻也打不開，所以今天的音頻就發(fā)不了了，下次我爭(zhēng)取晚上在家發(fā)帖哈。^_^
I knew I could count on you!
Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he
says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home
tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and
the garage."
"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give
you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
就知道你會(huì)幫我
史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我們家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子讓
我修閣樓和車庫(kù)。”
“可我們很缺人，史密斯，”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”
“謝謝，老板，”史密斯說(shuō)，“我就知道你會(huì)幫我。”
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