英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Chaude and Cold 熱與冷（雙語）
a patron in montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "this is an outrage," he complained. "the faucet marked c gave me boiling water."
蒙特利爾自助餐廳的一位顧客擰開盥洗室的龍頭，結果被水燙傷了。“這太可惡了，”他抱怨道，“標著c的龍頭流出的是開水。”（顧客以為是cold）
"but, monsieur, c stands for chaude - french for hot. you should know that if you live in montreal."
“可是，先生，c代表chaude－法語里代表‘熱’。如果您居住在蒙特利爾的話就得知道這一點。”
"wait a minute," roared the patron. "the other tap is also marked c."
“等等，”那位顧客咆哮一聲，“另外一個龍頭同樣標的是c。”
"of course," said the manager, "it stands for cold. after all, montreal is a bilingual city."
“當然，”經理說道：“它代表冷。畢竟，蒙特利爾是個雙語城市。”
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