爆笑英語幽默笑話精99：Good Points And Bad Points優(yōu)缺點（英漢雙語笑話）
99. Good Points And Bad Points
99.優(yōu)缺點
"This house,”saidthereal一estate salesman,"has both its good points and bad points.To show you I’m honest，I’m going to tell you about the disadvantage-there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.”
“這幢房子，”房地產推銷商說，“既有優(yōu)點也有缺點。為了說明我是誠實的，我將告訴你們它的缺點—往南面一個街區(qū)是一家化工廠，往北面一個街區(qū)是一家屠宰場。”
"What are the advantages?”inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的長處呢?”預備購買房子的人問道。
"The good thing about it，”said the agent，"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.”
“它的好處，”代理商說道，“就是，你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的。”
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