跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her."
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her".
"So," asked the friend, "what happened?""Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!".
有個小伙子發現，無論他帶什么女孩子回家，媽媽都不贊成。一位朋友建議他，“你找一個像你母親一樣的女孩吧――你母親肯定會喜歡她的”。這個小伙子就找啊找啊，終于找到了一個女孩。他告訴自己的朋友：“就像你說的，我找到了一個女孩，無論在感覺、說話、打扮，甚至烹飪手藝都很像母親的，而且真的像你說的那樣，媽媽很喜歡她?！薄澳敲矗彼呐笥褑柕剑鞍l生了什么事？”“沒事，”小伙子說，我父親很討厭她！
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