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- 先生要不別人都要。
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
服務員,湯里有只蒼蠅!
別讓別人看見,先生,要不別人都要 ...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我湯里有只蒼蠅
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服務員,我湯里有只蒼蠅!
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,蒼蠅在你牛排里。 ...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我弄走那三個時忘了這個。
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!服務員,湯里有只蒼蠅!
對不起,先生,我弄走那三個時忘了這個。
對不起,先生,我弄走那三個時忘了這個...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們沒有另收錢。
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
服務員,湯里有只蒼蠅!
我知道,先生,我們沒有另收錢。 ...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 1美元你想要什么——活的嗎?
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
服務員,湯里有只死蒼蠅!
1美元你想要什么——活的嗎? 更...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 是開水殺死了它們。
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服務員,湯里有只死蒼蠅!
是的,先生,是開水殺死了它們。...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 奶油沒了不加奶怎么辦?
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Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
服務員,來杯咖啡,不加奶油。
對不起,先生,奶油沒了,不加奶怎么辦? 更...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 服務員湯里有只蜜蜂!
- waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
服務員,湯里有只蜜蜂!
是的,先生,今天蒼蠅放假。 更多 英語笑話、英語小...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那你跟我一起回家吧
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the wa...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的領帶在我的湯里了
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Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable. 服務員,你的領帶在我的湯里了。
沒關系,先生,它不縮水。 ...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語爆笑 童言童趣樂翻天：大蘋果一定沒有睡
- It was so late. Frank lay in bed and demanded his mother to peel the apple for him. 天很晚了。弗蘭克躺在床上，要媽媽給他削蘋果吃?！ ?quot;It's so late, sonny, that app...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 據(jù)說夢中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實相反。
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Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語爆笑 米奇拒絕吃藥
- Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police." 米奇拒絕吃藥，于是他的媽媽嚇唬他說：“趕快...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語爆笑：不喜歡新出生的小妹妹
- 1. Nurse: "Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?" 保姆：“約翰尼，你不喜歡新出生的小妹妹嗎?” Johnny: "She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. W...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老外的爆笑英文麻將解讀 圖 雙語
- 牌面解釋 餅(又名筒)：Bing 瑣(又名條)：Suo 萬：Wan The suit of 3 patterns. 三個一樣的牌算一套; Number 1-9 in each pattern. 數(shù)字1到9，只要連續(xù)三個也可以湊成一套; ...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語爆笑 男孩想吃餅干
- A boy had eaten a lot of cookies, but he wanted more. 一個男孩吃了很多餅干，但還想吃?！ is father said to him, "Don't eat any more, or your stomach will explode....
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語爆笑 在去幼兒園的路上
- On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 在去幼兒園的路上，一個醫(yī)生把聽...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你今天玩得好嗎?
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A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more m...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。
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Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.Teacher: I don't see any bandages.Kevin: Oh, they weren...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這個詞的復數(shù)形式是什么?
- Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?Tom: Men.Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?Tom: Twins. 老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復數(shù)形式是什么?湯姆：男人們。老師：答得好。那‘孩子...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The old saying money cant buy you happiness may not be true.
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Weve always been told its true, but now experts have proved that money really cant buy you happiness.They quizzed jackpot winners and came up with 10 tips to keep you feeli...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 世界上還有許多受饑餓的人
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A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那我要是再切兩次我能得到什么呢
- Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- There be treasure there!
- "Ten steps from the porch and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh."
So the next day Jimm...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？
- Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧...
2018-11-30 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
