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- 第134期雙語笑話加練習題 哪一級
- Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pu...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第135期雙語笑話加練習題 成年人的抉擇
- The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第136期雙語笑話加練習題 我們在那座山上
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My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第137期雙語笑話加練習題 讓我的司機來回答
- A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？
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Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 父親：噢，杰克，你...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 要花多少錢才能結婚呢？
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying." 一個小男孩問他的父親，“...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 回來時給我捎杯牛奶。
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At 2 a. m. Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living-room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband, "Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up hi...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們恰好在同一天出生。
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A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我是給我女兒買這車的。
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Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscien...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們期待著不久就用到它。
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We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire exting...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 荷曼太太買了一大堆東西
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It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to p...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這部戲劇是如此逼真
- When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and wri...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你只管種土豆好了。
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An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would he...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這是為你的葬禮準備的。
- An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his rema...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 全班學生一起喊道
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The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very import...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我告訴過你我倒霉了吧？
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The man in the prison asked a new neter why he was sent there. The new neter answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a p...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你看上去不太開心。
- Mark‘s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?” Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup....
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那是因為他曾經被狗咬過。
- A: Ted is so scared by dogs that he shakes in his shoes whenever he sees one. 特德非常害怕狗，他一見到狗，就會嚇得發抖。 B: The reason is that he once was bitten b...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開心一笑21事.
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1. Your coffee comes exactly as you like it, with the precisely right ratio of cream to sugar. 你點的咖啡正好就是你想要的，奶油和糖的比例恰到好處。 2. You make all...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你太晚了 You are too late 幽默笑話
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默笑話你太晚了 You are too lateOn a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are to...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 妙趣橫生的英語幽默 What is your offense 你做了什么壞事
- What is your offense 你做了什么壞事It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”圣誕佳節到來，法官心情愉悅...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Problem with gas 放屁的問題
- Problem with gas放屁的問題A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never sma...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老外損人英語句子
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1. Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.他肯定是趁救生員不備，跳進基因池。2. A room temperature IQ.IQ值簡直和室溫一樣高。3. During evolution, his an...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你自己做好準備吧!
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A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下
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A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently nete to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
