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- 中國美女如何婉拒老外
- 男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？）女：ActuallyI＇dratherhavethemoney.（不必，我很有錢。）男：CanIhaveyourname?（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？）女：Why?Don＇tyoualreadyhaveone?（為什么？你不是已經有...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這個龍蝦只有一只爪。
- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
服務員，這個龍蝦只有一只爪。I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。Well, bring me the winner th...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我就把它們賣了。
- One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted he...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：養育孩子方面做得很糟糕
- 英語笑話：養育孩子方面做得很糟糕那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids.
一個男孩告訴他媽媽，說她在養育孩子方面做得很糟糕。She replied,"Hold y...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：應聘間諜
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Ten men applied for a job as an industrial spy. The interviewer gave each man a sealed envelope. They were ordered to deliver it to the fifth floor...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：為什么新郎穿黑衣服
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happi...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：三只猩猩
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Three gorillas fell out of a tree one by one.
有三只猩猩一個接一個地從樹上掉下來。the first one was sick,the Second was being a copycat and the thi...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 后來發現老公最好用。
- A:What do you use for washing dishes?B:On,I’ve tried many things but found my husband is best.甲：你用什么洗碗？
乙:哦，我試過很多東西，后來發現老公最好用。 ...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因為有人在睡覺。
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to a church service,＂Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?＂One bright little girl replied,＂Because p...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 以前我不敢接電話。
- The psychiatrist has really helped me a lot.I would never answer the phone,because I was afraid.Now Ianswer it whether it rings or not.
精神專家真的幫了我大忙。以前我不敢...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 所以我說他不是個好老師?。?/a>
- Father:Your taecher says she finds it impossible to teach you anthing! Son:That’s why I say she’s no good!
爸爸：你的老師說沒法教會你任何東西！ 兒子：所以我說...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他媽媽做的好的人。
- If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him And never says it’s not quite as good as his mother made it-buy a dog.
如果你想找一個不管做...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你為什么用椅子打你丈夫？
- Judge:Why did you hit your husband with a chair? Wife:I couldn’t lift the table. 法官：你為什么用椅子打你丈夫？
妻子：我拎不動桌子。 更...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 昨天我剛查過名單。
- Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend:Dead sure!I checked the whole list again yesterday.
女友：你確定你只愛我一個？ 男友：絕對！昨天我...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。
- Two old friends were out golfing. As they were preparing to tee off near a road, a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。
- At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate r...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 它會從兩只耳朵進從嘴里出。
- Wife:You tell a man something,and then it will go in one ear and come out of the other. Husband:You tella woman something and then it will go in both ears and come o...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我丈夫覺得他是家里的一把手。
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Doctor:Has there been any insanity in your family? Patient:Yes,husban thinks he’s the boss. 醫生：你們家里有精神不正常的人嗎？
病人：是的，醫生。我丈夫覺得他是家里...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我嫁給你的時候可真是個傻子。
- Wife:You know,I was a fool when I married you. Husband:Yes,dear,but I was in love and did’t notice. 老婆：知道嗎，我嫁給你的時候可真是個傻子。
老公：是的，親...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。
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Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He called to the hostler（馬夫） to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse. "Will...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因為爸爸很少有機會說話。
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They call our languge the mothes tongue because the fathe seldom gets to speak.人們管自己的語言叫母語，因為爸爸很少有機會說話。 更多 英語笑話、英語...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你丈夫需要安靜地休息。
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Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace.Here are some sleeping pills. Wife:When must I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you. 醫生：你丈夫需要安靜地休息。...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你生日想要什么禮物？
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Dad:Son,what do you want for your birthday? Son:Not much dad,just a radio with a sports car around it. 爸爸：兒子，你生日想要什么禮物？
兒子：不多，爸爸，就想要一個帶...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第85期雙語笑話加練習題 有去無回（1）
- Point of No ReturnMy husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper. Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier w...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第84期雙語笑話加練習題 不在這里（1）
- Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each otherOne day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you.""How can you s...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
