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- 第83期雙語笑話 海軍軍官候補生（1）
- One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the o...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 在成績單上寫你的名字。
- John:Dad,can you write in the dark? Father:I think so.What do you want me to write? John:Your name on this repor card.
約翰：爸爸，你能在黑暗中寫字嗎？ 爸爸：應...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們被包圍了！
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Soldier:Sir,we are surrounded! Major:Excellent!We can attack inany direction now! 士兵：長官，我們被包圍了！
少校：太好了，我們可以向任何方向進攻！
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2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第87期雙語笑話加練習題 有你教他真好（1）
- While I was talking to a parent of one of my third-grade students, another teacher walked by. The mother, remarking how beautiful the woman was, said, "If my son had her...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話加練習題 請幫個忙（1）
- The mechanic was very busy when I took my car in for repairs, so I settled down in the waiting room with a book I'd brought along. The mechanic was in and out answer...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第89期雙語笑話加練習題 你不要知道嗎（1）
- I accompanied my eight-month-pregnant wife to her monthly checkup . We boarded the hospital's elevator to go to the appropriate floor. The only other passenger was a...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第88期雙語笑話加練習題 最后的生日（1）
- When I was approaching 50, I announced to my three grown children that I no longer wanted to celebrate my birthday and that they could phone me instead of sending a gift...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你應該再快點來。
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Dortors can be so frustrating.You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment,and he says,＂I wish you’d come to me sooner.＂醫生真是讓人煩。你好不容易排了一個半月才看上病，他卻...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。
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Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a n...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 要列車時刻表還有什么用？
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Passenger:What’s the use of haaving a train schedule if the trains are always late? Railroad driver:Well,how would we know they were late,if we didn’t have a shedu...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第90期雙語笑話加練習題 青蛙的電話（1）
- A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . " The frog says, "This i...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他很帥很準時穿戴也很講究
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Two women were talking about their new milkman.The first said,＂He’s very good looking,punctual and dresses so amartly.＂And so quickly too!＂said the other. 兩個女人在談論新來...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 把這句話變成感嘆句。
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Tracher:4 beautiful girls are walking on the road.Change it to an exclamatory sentence. Studen:WOW! 老師：4個漂亮女孩在路上走。把這句話變成感嘆句。
學生：哇！...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 請問你們那兒有多少人？
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An America stepped into a gun shop and said,＂Give me themost powerful pistol you have.＂＂How many bullets do you need?＂＂Wait a minute.＂the America said.He then walked into a telep...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 給下面句子加標點符號
- Punctuate the following sentence:A woman without her man is nothing. Males:A woman,without her man,is nothing.
Females:A woman:without her,man is nothing. ...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那你不應該留到現在才賣呀。
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A man enters a bakery with a loaf of bread,＂I bought this bread here,and it tasters bad.＂＂What!＂exclaimed the baker.＂I’ve been baking bread for 25 years! ＂The man replies,＂You sh...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你沒看見這池塘里沒水嗎？
- Apatient in a lunatic asylum is fishing in a dry pond when a nurse passing by tries to tease him.＂How much fish have you caught?＂the nurse asked.＂Are you insane?didn’t you no...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你想要什么樣的老婆？
- Santa:Wwhat kind of wife do you want? Pappu:Exactly like the moon:one which appears at night and disappears in the morning! 圣誕老人：你想要什么樣的老婆？ 帕普：像...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你越不想被人碰到跟某人在一起。
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Law of encounters:The probabillty of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
相遇定律：你越不想被人碰到跟某人在...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第94期雙語笑話加練習題 叫我好找（1）
- Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第93期雙語笑話加練習題 青蛙的電（1）
- Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches. As a teen-ager...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第92期雙語笑話加練習題 牧羊人與官僚（1）
- A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many the...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第91期雙語笑話加練習題 法官的手槍（1）
- One day Mel Martin stopped by the chambers of a judge with whom he had lunch appointment. As his friend changed from robe jacket, Martin noticed a shiny black pistol bol...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 約翰正從自動取款機取錢
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John was drawing money from an ATM.Jack,who was right behind him in line said,＂Ha!Ha!I’ve seen your password.It’s 4 asterisks.＂John replied,＂Ha!Ha!You are wrong.it’s 12...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第95期雙語笑話加練習題 花招
- A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching hi...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
