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- 第1425期雙語笑話 一個言出必行的人A Man of Actions
- A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 聰明的兒子
- Father told son buy wine, the son asked his father: "the bottle, isn't there?" Father shook his head say: "is too little." A few minutes later, the son carrying the bottle b...
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- 但我不明白為什么我的祖父有一個女孩的名字
- When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when i felt she was old eno...
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- 因為我不會拼阿諾施瓦辛格
- Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" h...
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- 所以他不會加入軍隊
- A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?"...
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- 第1426期雙語笑話 What will you break once you say it?
- What will you break once you say it? 什么東西一說出來就打破？Silence. 沉默 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全...
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- 第1427期雙語笑話 騙子死了之后會誠實嗎？
- Will liars be honest after they die? 騙子死了之后會誠實嗎？No, they won’t. They lie still after they die. 不會，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動，依舊撒謊。 ...
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- 第1428期雙語笑話 什么東西只升不降？
- 超冷英語腦筋急轉彎 你能猜出不來不？ What always goes up and never goes down? 什么東西只升不降？Your age. 你的年齡 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽...
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- 那誰有更多的樂趣呢
- Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?""Uncle Richie and I...
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- 你需要放些東西到里面。
- A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you...
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- 一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術
- The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologis...
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- I'll See to the Rest
- I'll See to the Rest
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Co...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幫我爸爸做我的家庭作業。
- Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 基米：嘿，艾米，你不出來玩嗎？ 艾米：不了，我必須留在家里，幫我爸爸做...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大步跨到床的另一邊
- 大步跨到床的另一邊 A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work f...
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- 第1429期雙語笑話 交通燈真美 traffic lights are so pretty
- 交通燈真美 traffic lights are so pretty
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.
One evening, I drove the car with the three...
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- 第1430期雙語笑話 這個男人是誰 Who is this man
- 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh." Daughter: "Lao Zheng!" Dad: "hey!" Daughte...
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- 第1431期雙語笑話 女人的世界 This is a woman's world
- This is a woman's world.When a man is born,people ask,"How is the mother?"When he marries,they exclaim,"What a lovely bride!"And when he dies,they inquire,"How much did he leabe her?"這個世界是女...
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- 第1432期雙語笑話 老爸求贊美 Dad seeking praise
- 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"Dad: "hey!"Daughter: "your chick looks...
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- 第1433期雙語笑話 你做了什么呢 what did you do?
- Girl:While I was going downtown on the tramcar this morning ,the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.Boy:Well,what did you do ?Girl:I looked at...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我的名字是魔法師，先生
- A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone,...
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- 那給我一塊錢行嗎？
- Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1434期雙語笑話 摘自一只狗的生活日記
- Excerpts from a Dog's Diary.... 摘自一只狗的生活日記…… 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 上午8點-狗糧！我的最愛！ 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!...
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- 第1435期雙語笑話 摘自一只貓的生活日記
- Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary.。 摘自一只貓的生活日記… Day 983 of my captivity。 這是我被囚禁的第983天。 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre li...
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- 旁觀者等著看好戲
- Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- “你多早去購物的？”
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my christmas shopping early," replied t...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
