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- 對方慣用左手打球使得取勝困難重重。
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Tennis player Andy Murray recently said that beating an opponent in the Australian Open was tricky because “him being a lefty makes it tougher”. Why? Isn’t it just as ha...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 上帝我能得到一便士嗎。
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The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: &qu...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 太好了我以前從來不會！
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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before! 答：醫生，我手術后能夠彈鋼琴嗎？乙：是的，當然。太好了。我以前從來...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他真是一個大人物。
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-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。-- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的？-- 墓...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你看見那個黑建筑了嗎？
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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們管這樣的人叫指揮。
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I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.
“When you’re too dumb...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我會掉下去的你這個笨蛋。
- A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assu...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第44期雙語笑話加練習題 壞印象
- My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one d...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第45期雙語笑話加練習題 電話交談
- I teach computer courses, and my students often call me at home with questions. One morning I was on the phone, explaining in computer language the solution to a problem...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第46期雙語笑話加練習題 尷尬
- I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agree...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 什么人給鳥取這種名字？
- A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wanderin...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 人們老是給我外幣。
- "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."
"You're absolutely right," said the begga...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第47期雙語笑話加練習題 Bull Wrestler
- A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第48期雙語笑話加練習題 Dream夢想
- The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million d...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第49期雙語笑話加練習題 袋鼠的能力
- The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fe...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第50期雙語笑話加練習題 他把她的椅子降低了6寸
- While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerk recommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover t...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我祖父剛剛去世了。
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 去地圖前找到北美洲
- TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!
老師：帕普，去地圖前找到北美洲...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 看看我今天買了一個聰明的寵物。
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A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a momen...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們又追上牛了呢。
- A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window....
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這是我見過的最奇妙的事情。
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I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.
It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the do...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我的丈夫名字叫羅伯特。
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How did you stop your husband staying late at the club? When he came in late I called out "is that you Jack?" and my husband's name is Robert. 你是怎么防止你的丈夫不會...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 售票員走過來并注視著我。
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Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（電車） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Boy: Well,what did you do ? Gir...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想這是我們的命運。
- After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical.
"I guess it was in our stars," he sighed.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Her astrological sign is the one...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第51期雙語笑話加練習題 教練與他的隊員
- 第51期雙語笑話加練習題 教練與他的隊員 I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called ea...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
