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- 一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。
- A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man kn...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這算是怎么回事呢？
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A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man.""How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buri...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我就繼續(xù)給你講咱這半輩子的故事。
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奶奶： Nelson, this is your last warning.小盆友，我再警告你最后一次…
奶奶： Earl, I can't get Nelson to go to bed. I've tried bribes. I've tried threats. Noth...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我只能吮掉它們上面的巧克力了
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A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.
While he`s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一切發(fā)生得都太快了。
- When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
一個蝸牛過馬路，...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個兩英寸長的米老鼠像。
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The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he s...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第75期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 讓人無奈的孩子（1）
- When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screamin...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第76期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 給哪一個回電話（1）
- After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第77期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 作弊者（1）
- Donald was not very good at math. He could not understand the teacher's explanations. Even when the teacher explained something a second time, Donald still cou...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我是這么跟警察說的。
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Judge:I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again. Defendant:Your Honor,that’s what Itried to tell the police ,but they wouldn’t listen.
法...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第78期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 生意不好
- A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad."
"But every time I drive by here you have the 'n...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第79期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 欲買馬之人（1）
- Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds t...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第80期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 地坑（1）
- There was once a farmer who lived near a road.
It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm.
Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你為什么把輪胎卸下來？
- When John was busy in removing a wheel from his car,Jack asked,＂Why are you taking a wheel from your car?＂John replied,＂Can’t you read:’Parking for 2 wheelers only’?＂
約...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他爸爸是做什么的。
- A 5-year-old girl was asked by her teacher what her father does,and she replied,＂Whatever my mom tells him.＂老師問5歲的小女孩，他爸爸是做什么的。小女孩說：“我媽媽讓他做什么他就...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我媽媽不讓我去那么遠。
- Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on the Sun.Everyone must attend it. John:No ma’m!I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher:Why? John:My mother w...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他讓的話我就愛。
- Woman:Will you also love me after marriage? Man:This depends on your husband,if he allows me. 女人：結(jié)婚后你還會愛我嗎？
男人：那要看你老公了，他讓的話我就愛。...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第81期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 糊涂父親（1）
- 第81期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 糊涂父親The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floo...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第82期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 他們都是這么說的（1）
- 第82期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 糊涂父親 While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old dau...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我希望能有你這樣的意志力。
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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman and said,＂I haven’t eaten anything in 4 days. ＂ She looked at him and said,＂God,I wish I had your willpower.＂
一個乞丐...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 照片將被貼到公司公告欄
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Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默小故事：大制服 Large Uniforms
- 英語幽默小故事：大制服 Large UniformsLarge UniformsDuring our first three days at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, we were herded from place to place for haircuts, shot...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默小故事：零錢不用找了 Keep the Change
- 英語幽默小故事：零錢不用找了 Keep the ChangeKeep the ChangeSelling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Funniest Joke
- Funniest Joke.
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robb...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Couple Secs
- COUPLE SEX
Dinesh Vora
Eight year old girl went to her grandfather,
who was working in the yard and asked him,
"Grandpa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather knowing frank...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
