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- 接待員告訴他價格取決于房間的大小和人數
- When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people." Do you take children?" the...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|什么是市場營銷?,What is Marketing?
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"That's Direct MarketingYou're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous g...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|歷史重演,History can reoccur
- A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While theywere there, the wife passed away.The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個男人在腋下夾著一只鴨子
- A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig."I was talking to t...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 今晚再睡著時穿上它們吧
- There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat（貂皮大衣） and a diamond ring."The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonigh...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
- Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings the...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 但是狗也知道這個諺語嗎？”
- The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes,"...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|心臟有問題,Heart Problem
- Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A cou...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那人向他的朋友抱怨
- "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she e...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|新生兒,Newborn
- Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of ach...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|健忘的老倆口之一,Forgetful couple
- During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night, while watching...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他可以改變一個笑臉皺眉的人
- Joshua Reynolds was a great artist, the art teacher told her students. " With a single stroke of a brush, he could change a smiling face to a frowning one.""That's nothing,...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我只恨看女士站在我身邊擁擠的汽車。
- When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged h...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sitting there, he saw a man come into the ou...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|健忘的老倆口之二,Forgetful couple
- An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "L...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：兩顆心臟在跳動 Two hearts beating
- 英語笑話：兩顆心臟在跳動 Two hearts beatingNurse: How do you feel after your operation?Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.Nurse: No wonder th...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 鉆石行星
- A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going."Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bat...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你能告訴我魚網是什么嗎
- "Can you tell me what fish net is made，Ann?""A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 你能告訴我魚網是什么嗎，安？”“把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：饑荒可能是你造成的 Fat Man and Thin Man
- A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine.""Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you m...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語冷笑話：All Except the Music
- All Except the MusicA keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occa...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語冷笑話：The Climate of New Zealand
- The Climate of New ZealandTeacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very Cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arr...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 實質性的糾正 An Essential Correction 英語笑話
- Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.Walter: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.老師：沃爾...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你們是用什么標準來確定一個病人制度化？
- During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?""Well..." said the director, "w...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 收銀員很驚訝的看著第一個修女
- Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would b...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個47歲的老太太去換裝
- A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I a...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
