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- 英語笑話：刀和鼓 Knife and Drum
- Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.Pa: Why not?Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.媽：他爸，...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語小笑話：狗也知道這個諺語嗎？
- The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes,"...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個男人走過來并且堅持說她坐了他的座位
- It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. Sh...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個強盜正在搶劫一家旅館
- Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no ti...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默雙語笑話 ：To Buy a Video 買錄像機
- Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weigh...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. Then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboo...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 小白兔買面包
- 小白兔買面包One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"一天有只小白兔來到面包店問：“請問你們有100個小面包嗎？”The shopkeeper answered, "...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語幽默笑話：Does He Bite 它咬人嗎
- 英語幽默笑話：Does He Bite 它咬人嗎Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個虔誠的她臉上的表情
- The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable.They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 用困惑的目光盯著他的方向
- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The offic...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 兔子的論文
- 兔子的論文It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.這是一個陽光燦...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 我們分享一切
- 我們分享一切An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries.一對老夫婦在漢堡王餐廳吃飯，他們小心翼翼地將漢堡和薯條分成兩份。A trucker take...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個病人大聲說我是拿破侖
- Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from anot...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們把我的名字給刻錯了！
- One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were star...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 Keep feeding him nickels
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不要在我吃東西的時候說這個！
- Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It's so...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 公司有一個很好的保健計劃
- Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 奔跑的小白兔 雙語笑話
- 奔跑的小白兔 這則笑話應該挺多童鞋已經看過，小編以前聽到的時候就覺得。。。好可怕。。。A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe roll...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我只是想知道你是不是我的兒子
- An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple....
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 全身心的投入到這個奇妙的世界
- On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days,...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話這個冬天是冷還是溫暖
- Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then h...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個年輕的經理正要離開辦公室
- A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is a...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 除非我們知道你住在哪里
- My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper.Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier would have trouble f...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 冰箱里的儲蓄罐
- 冰箱里的儲蓄罐My cousin always "borrows" money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy.我表妹總是從她哥哥的小豬撲滿里“借錢”，她哥哥對此事感到很憤怒。One...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 臨死之時
- 臨死之時Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest secret...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
