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- 第1351期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選白宮第一狗
- "The Obamas have a new White House dog. It is a Portuguese water dog named Bo. Bo arrived just in time, because Sasha and Malia were getting tired of throwing Frisbees at Jo...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 【讀點(diǎn)笑話學(xué)英語】吾欲與狗試比高
- A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.某人去朋友家拜訪，發(fā)現(xiàn)朋友竟然在跟自家的狗下象棋，大為錯愕。He watched the game in astonishmen...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 爸爸因?yàn)槲覄偛乓阶约旱淖齑搅?/a>
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattle snakes! Why do you...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個商人走進(jìn)紐約一家銀行要求貸款官員貸款給他
- A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.The loan...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1352期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 啤酒聚會三
- "Sarah Palin resigned a year-and-a-half before her term ends because she didn't want Alaska to have a lame-duck governor. Now, she has a book deal presumed to be worth milli...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1352期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 啤酒聚會
- 事情的起因是這樣的，哈佛教授亨利·路易斯·蓋茨某次歸家，發(fā)現(xiàn)進(jìn)不去家門了，不知道是不是美國沒有開鎖公司，這位教授就和司機(jī)一起決定破門而入。估計這位教授平時一直悶頭搞研究不太出門，所以...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你為什么不來見我一次嗎？
- Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"“Just put yourself in my han...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 現(xiàn)在我們已經(jīng)清楚了你的鼻子
- A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. A...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1353期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 美式幽默
- "President Obama's Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor had her second day in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee today. Her confirmation is pretty much a forgone concl...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1352期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 啤酒聚會二
- 最近可能都沒什么大事情發(fā)生，于是一些人很閑，翻出總統(tǒng)出生地的老問題，說奧巴馬是秘密出生在肯尼亞的，不應(yīng)該當(dāng)美國總統(tǒng)，最近白宮的回應(yīng)就是把總統(tǒng)的出生紙放到網(wǎng)上給大家看。"But it's all com...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 也向我禱告一模一樣的事！
- Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, "God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1354期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 傷感
- 周從脫口秀的篇幅明顯可以看出，莎拉·佩林辭職是個熱點(diǎn)。大部分的主持人都在說這件事，加上佩林說自己辭職是因?yàn)槊襟w的攻擊。"The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我知道有些傻瓜會問我
- A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident. The carpenter replied,“twenty seven feet, six...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他說他告訴她這部分飛機(jī)不會去巴黎。
- Mandy was going to Pairs. She had a coach (客機(jī)的二等票) seat. When she got on the plane she sat in first class. A stewardess came and told her to go into coach. She said sh...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1356期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 奧巴馬
- 第1356期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 奧巴馬"How many watched the President's news conference last night? He got a little testy there, you know. When he was asked why he waited thre...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1355期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 銀行家
- 第1355期 英語笑話：脫口笑話精選 銀行家 "I have a plan to end the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Here's what we do. We bring all our soldiers home. We send in our investment...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1358期 英語笑話 最物理學(xué)的冷笑話
- 一群偉大的科學(xué)家去世后在天堂里玩藏貓貓。輪到愛因斯坦抓人，他數(shù)到100睜開眼睛，看到所有的人都藏起來了，只有牛頓還站在那里?！段锢砉疆?dāng)中“1牛頓/平方米=1帕斯卡”……》A bunch of gre...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1357期 英語笑話：脫口秀笑話精選
- 第1357期 英語笑話：脫口秀笑話精選 "You know what's interesting? Today, a reporter in Crawford, Texas, asked former President George Bush how he felt about General Motors and B...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我利用他們作為一個枕頭
- Once there was an egghead with his servant. One day, he told his servant to bring some books. The servant took two or three books that he considered to be the most famous, b...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個墳?zāi)褂肋h(yuǎn)埋著兩個人嗎
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car,the little girl asked:“Mommy，do t...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1361期 英語笑話 我是BABY的小姨
- Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman. "Tak...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1360期 英語笑話 童言無忌 The big sissy
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"M...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1359期 英語笑話 你頭上的光圈太緊了
- A pious（虔誠的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗禮）. One day, he went to see th...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 當(dāng)年輕的女服務(wù)員出現(xiàn)在湯姆工作的大樓咖啡館
- When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想讓鄰居看到我沒有打老婆。
- "Why do you go on the balcony when I sing? Don't you like to hear me?""It isn't that. I want the neighbors to see that I'm not beating my wife." “你為什么要到陽臺去當(dāng)我唱歌...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
