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- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 阿根廷的笑話
- 趣味幽默雙語笑話 阿根廷的笑話這是一則阿根廷的笑話，但是在小編看來它稱不上是笑話，不如就當做一個溫情的故事來看吧……我們分享一切An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 親愛的，我們已經結婚50年了
- A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我只為他工作了一百五十年
- A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant mov...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：安眠藥 Sleeping Pills
- A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） .Years later, w...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 里面都是已經畫好了格的啊
- One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Cemetery Shortcut 為抄近路走墓地
- 相信這個笑話的中文版大家都有聽過，今天我們來欣賞一下英文版好了~The Cemetery Shortcut為抄近路走墓地Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a short...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：釘子還是蒼蠅？A Nail Or A Fly?
- An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the mom...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不是只是平常的那種啊
- Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day."My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the se...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我忘了她三年前已經忘了她的名字了
- Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1343期 英語笑話：十三 Thirteen 1119
- A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum（精神病院） and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!Quite curious about this,...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默笑話：A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 用沉重的聲音說出他們的名字
- Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter.St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to He...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 寧可不要的榮耀 An Unwelcome Honor
- A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一天一個女孩把她的男朋友帶回家
- One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's he...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我知道我可以指望你了
- Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic an...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Effectiveness of Advertisement廣告的效力
- The Effectiveness of Advertisement廣告的效力Some businessmen were talking about advertising on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：我為什么逃避手術
- 我為什么逃避手術A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.一位男士在進行手術前被發現正沿著醫院的大廳逃離。"What's the matter?" he was as...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我是來接你的電話線的啊。
- A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. W...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學生見面
- Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."A...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 開心農場：再見，美元
- On a trip to Disney World in Florida， my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction． After three exhausting days...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Navajo Message For The Moon 納瓦伙族人給月球的訊息
- Navajo Message For The Moon納瓦伙族人給月球的訊息When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 當一個生氣的顧客沖到我的面前
- Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?""I wen...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不要告訴我她還沒有收到
- The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purch...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Preacher Buys a Parrot 傳教士買鸚鵡
- The Preacher Buys a Parrot 傳教士買鸚鵡A preacher is buying a parrot.一個傳教士在買鸚鵡。"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher“你確信它不會尖...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 To be on the Safe Side 保證沒走錯
- To be on the Safe Side保證沒走錯In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.在一家電影院里...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
