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- 杰克是大學的教學助理
- Jake is teaching assistant at the University .He is famous for his kindness and hard working.He had an important appointment after class one day. He put on a white shirt, a...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 時間對我們倆來說都是金錢
- As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well, it’s a very common saying. Who will care so much a...
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- 你的第一份工作是打掃店鋪
- A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said：“Your first job...
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- 第1363期 英語笑話 上帝啊，你怎么還在里面
- Teacher: Where does God live?老師：上帝住哪兒？Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.學生：我想他應該住我家浴室。Teacher: Why do you say that?老師：為什么這么說？Student: Well, ev...
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- 第1362期 英語笑話 成為一名好士兵
- Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.One day he and his...
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- 第1367期 英語笑話 想說點什么？
- Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?老師：這已經是我本周第五次罰你了。想說點什么？Student: Thank god Saturday and Sun...
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- 第1366期 英語笑話 你每天吃的糖哪兒來的？
- Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?老師：西印度群島有哪些產物？Student: I don't know.學生：我不曉得。Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?老師：怎...
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- 第1365期 英語笑話 你倆今天為什么遲到了！
- Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?老師：湯姆！約翰！你倆今天為什么遲到了！Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟...
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- 第1364期 英語笑話 為什么說鷹的視力很好？
- Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?老師：為什么說鷹的視力很好？Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.學生：因為我從沒見過哪只鷹戴眼鏡。 ...
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- 第1369期 英語笑話 miss“錯過”“想念”
- Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?Student: Not very much!*這則就不翻譯啦，翻譯出來的話說不通。miss既有“錯過”的意思，也有“想念”的意思。老師問的是“你昨天沒來學...
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- 第1368期 英語笑話 同一條狗
- Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 老師：吉米，你那篇關于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥寫的一模一樣。你是不是抄你...
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- 第1371期 英語笑話 為什么你一天里能犯那么多錯
- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?老師：為什么你一天里能犯那么多錯！Pupil: I get up early!學生：誰讓我起得早呢！ 更多 英語笑話、英語小笑...
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- 第1370期 英語笑話 不用去考試
- Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.湯姆：好消息，老師說今天不管下雨還是天晴我們都要考試。John: So what's great about that?約翰：那有什么好高興的...
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- 父親和他的兒子去雜貨店時
- A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father r...
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- 對不起先生你不能來這兒沒有領帶！
- A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?""No,...
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- 一個警察帶著一只猴子去他的上司那里
- A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, “What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not followin...
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- 你是怎么把墻的顏色與花瓶如此完美？
- A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but...
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- 陸軍司令探望生病的士兵
- An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five mi...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因為二月是一年中最短的一個月份
- Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 學生A：人們什么時候說話最少？學生B：二月里...
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- 列車員說：“其余的事由我負責。”
- I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty gir...
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- One Side of the Case 一面之辭
- A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand."I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge."Can you...
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- 現在誰能告訴我們哪個是哪個嗎？
- Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please...
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- 英語幽默小笑話：Goldfish 金魚
- 英語幽默小笑話：Goldfish 金魚Stan: I won 92 goldfish.斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。Fred: Where are you going to keep them?弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。Fred:...
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- 英語小笑話：How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出來
- 英語小笑話：How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出來Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the p...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第1375期 Englishman 一個英國人
- Englishman Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as h...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
