現(xiàn)在誰(shuí)能告訴我們哪個(gè)是哪個(gè)嗎？
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀?，F(xiàn)在誰(shuí)能告訴我們哪個(gè)是哪個(gè)嗎？學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)告訴我們。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
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