我忘了她三年前已經忘了她的名字了
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
伯尼應邀到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯，這是之前對妻子的稱呼，叫她親愛的，我的愛，親愛的，甜心，等等。伯尼看著Morris說道，“那真是太好了，這么多年來，你們已經結婚了，你還是叫你妻子的昵稱。”莫里斯低下頭，低聲說，“說實話，我忘了她三年前已經忘了她的名字了。”
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