雙語笑話 萌言萌語①
1. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. 動物真是合意的朋友啊，它們啥都不問，啥也不吐槽。--George Eliot
2. Job is an acronym for "Just Over Broke." 工作(job)就是“比破產強一點(Just Over Broke)”的縮寫。
3. A: “你爸叫什么名字？” B： “蔣英宇。” A: “What's your father's name."
4. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it. 別和我裝傻，這個我更擅長。
5. Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. 甭向別人倒苦水了。20%的人根本不會在意，另外的80%正因你的痛苦而偷樂呢。
6. I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow doesn't look good either。我每天只取悅一個人。今天輪不到你，明天貌似也不樂觀。
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