就只剩1天能用來上班了
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work.
The manager replies:"So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. “
”You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. “
”This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!"
一位員工走進她經(jīng)理的辦公室，要請一天假。
那位經(jīng)理說：“你想要一天假是吧，咱們來瞧瞧你是在要什么。一年總共有365天可以用來上班，而每年有52周，每周你已經(jīng)休息了兩天，就剩261天能上班了。因為每天你有16個鐘頭不在單位，就又去掉了170天，只剩91天了。
“每天你有30分鐘的茶點休息時間，一年累計23天，就剩68天了。每天還有1小時的午餐時間，你就又花掉了46天，只剩22天能用來上班。你一般每年還要請兩天病假。
“這你一年就剩20天能上班了。咱們每年休5個節(jié)假日，那你能上班的時間就剩下15天了。咱們每年還大方地給了14天年假，就只剩1天能用來上班了，可這天你還要請假，我真活見鬼了！
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