一個墳墓永遠埋著兩個人嗎
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car,the little girl asked:“Mommy，do the ever buried two people in one grave?”
“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother,“Why would you think that?”
“The tombstone back there said,‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.’”
一個女人和她的小女兒到墳墓里看望小女孩的祖母。他們穿過墓地回到車上，那個小女孩問：“媽媽，一個墳墓永遠埋著兩個人嗎？““當然不會，親愛的，”媽媽說，“你為什么會那樣想？““墓碑上寫著，這是一個律師，一個誠實的人。”
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