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- 英語笑話長頸鹿把小伙子給傷了,How gorilla can hurt gay
- 英語笑話長頸鹿把小伙子給傷了,How gorilla can hurt gay Two gay men were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage.The gorilla was sitting there with a hu...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話問答,Q & A for a laugh
- 第1301期英語笑話問答,Q & A for a laugh Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new holes.Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 寫給工人的備忘錄,Employee Memo
- 寫給工人的備忘錄,Employee Memo Memo to all employees:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幾點啦?What time is it?
- A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up , and asked him, "Excuse me.Do y...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 健談的狗,Talking Dog
- A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can'...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|晚會上的4位朋友,Four friend at a party
- Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about thei...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|馬來的信,Horse letter
- A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.He asks, "What was that for?"She says, "I found a piece...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|螞蟻和大象成婚,When elephant and ant got married
- An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died."It's so bad.," sai...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 彼得是一個聰明的男孩。
- Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said,"...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你到底是刮臉還是理發啊？
- A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck.The head waiter sees it and tell...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個年輕的盲人男孩
- A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother.The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!".Billy says, "Ok mommy." a...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|難易問題,Difficult/ Easy questions
- In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one guy because he could answer all the questions so quickly and arrogantly."Tell me your choice," said he to the boy,...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 猴子高興地擺動著雙臂
- There was a terrible bus accident. No one survived the accident except a monkey and there were no witnesses. The police try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to re...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他是一個看守墳墓的人啊，
- -- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 我叔叔手下有1000多人。他是個重要的人物，他是做什么的啊？他是一個...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我一直看到斑點在我的眼前。
- Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?Patient: No, just spots. 病人：護士，我一直看到斑點在我的眼前。護士：你看過醫生了嗎？病人：沒有，只...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不久他們來到一另個房間
- A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. they came across one individual in the grounds , with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavoring to catc...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這是我見過的最聰明的狗。
- A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 但看上去只有你和我是候選人
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|愛的力量,The power of love
- Wife : You keep my photo in the wallet all the time?Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems always seem to be gone.Wife : See?...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話：什么時間剪什么時候長的頭發
- Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. Wh...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一位精明的家庭主婦
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Sin...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她不打算對我說話一個月
- A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|夫妻間的公平交易,Fair trade
- A husband comfortably laid down on the couch before his wife comes in and ask"Can you fix the light in the bathroom for me?""Do you think I work for General Electric?" The h...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|減重,Weight loss
- A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach. The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the scale. So she said."You know. I...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|省錢的方法,Saving method
- An uncle has been waiting for the bus at the bus stops. After few minutes, the bus arrives but did not stop at the bus stop. The uncle thought it will stop a bit further so...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
