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- 第1286期英語笑話：照相機 Camera 0922
- CameraOn our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable mo...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 謝天謝地他沒有問其他三個
- This bloke is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic, but the fourth and youn...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那是不可能的你不刷牙
- A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the doctor says I have no cavities. "His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,”It’s impossible --you n...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他迷惑不解他們目瞪口呆的
- My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Guard pilot and my anothe...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bedtime Prayers 睡前禱告詞 雙語笑話
- Bedtime PrayersJulie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：Twin Lobsters 孿生龍蝦
- Twin LobstersOnce I had achieved success as an entertainer, I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items, the menu...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我還以為你不寫地址和收信人。
- One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話：A Family Rule家規
- A Family RuleMr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我希望你把面包做的更好些。
- I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad.Then I left the house on an errand. When I came back, I found this note f...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我以為你父親要給我送點烤豬肉。
- One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind t...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我無論如何得把它做出來。
- A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand.“Hello,Mr. Smith,”He said,“I want thirteen pounds of coffee at 33 cents.”“Very good,”said t...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個漂亮的女牧羊犬來到
- The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的小說有一個美好的結局
- Young Lady: " Your novel has a charming ending."Author: " What do you think of the opening chapters?"Young Lady: " I have not got to them yet!" 年輕女士：“你的小說有一個美好...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 現在我要求加薪 雙語笑話
- The Raise 加薪 Employee ： I've been here for 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise. 員工：我在這里 11 年了，做三個人的工作，卻只拿一個人...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默雙語笑話故事：Our Tails 我們的尾巴
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboo...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個人穿過沙漠天沒吃過東西
- A man was walking through the desert had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God give me some food!" As if by magic, a...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 要求購買針織品公司在編織。
- Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"Caller: "Well, it used to be called...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你有一個很漂亮的腦袋
- "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cr...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 老師重申鯨魚不可能吞下一個人
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large m...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話 熊貓跑進了咖啡店,What Panda does in a cafe
- 英語笑話 熊貓跑進了咖啡店,What Panda does in a cafe A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks th...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 但我看到你自己站在那里我就很煩
- A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"After a few seconds, Little Jo...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 所有的草都吃完了就走了啊
- Artist:"that,sir,is a cow grazing."Visitor:"where is the grass?"Artist:"the cow has eaten it."Visitor:"but where is the cow?"Artist:"you don't suppose she'd be fool enough t...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的媽媽說你幫她付錢。
- Sinopec (SNP) Hebei branch on Sunday responded to an allegation over the Internet that the company spent 130,000 yuan (US$20,390) on its employees' business cards in 2009, s...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 中國人和斯皮爾伯格,Chinese and Spielberg
- One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autogr...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話|醫生的要事,Important things for doctor
- In an anatomy class, a professor teaches his students with the real dead body.Every students stand around the surgery table. The dead body lie there covering by a big white...
2018-11-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
