一個漂亮的女牧羊犬來到
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The Collie says, "That‘s not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "That‘s not creative."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
塔科貝爾奇瓦瓦，杜賓犬和斗牛犬在小狗酒吧喝酒的時候，一個漂亮的女牧羊犬來到他們，說，“誰能說肝臟和奶酪的一句話會用有我。”所以杜賓說，“我喜歡肝臟和奶酪。”牧羊犬說，“那是不夠的。”牛頭犬說，“我恨肝臟和奶酪。”她說，“沒有創意。”最后，奇瓦瓦說，“我的肝臟，奶酪。”
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