Way of Inducing 招客有方雙語笑話

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At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. "it won't be ready," he said.

　　"But your sign says, 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m.'," I reminded him.

　　"Oh," he replied, "that means me.

Notes:
　　remind v.提醒

Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
　　① Where was the author?

　?、?What did he notice?

　?、?What did the sign say?

　?、?What request did the author make to the owner?

　　⑤ What effect did the sign have?

招客有方
　　在洗衣店，我看到招牌上寫著：“上午10點進，下午5點出?！币虼宋揖透嬖V店主我想在下午5點取衣。“下午5點還不能取，”他說。

　　“但是你的牌子上寫著：‘上午10點進，下午5點出’，”我提醒他說。

“哦，”他回答說，“那指的是我?！?

練習參考答案：
① He was at the cleaner's.
　　② He noticed a sign.
　?、?It said: "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 P. M.
　?、?He told the owner that he wanted to collect his clothing at five.
　　⑤ The sign had the power of inducing.

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