每日一笑 (9.16)
The Sun and the Moon
One day,a lady talked with her friend saying that the sun is the most
beautiful and useful of the celestial bodies. A gentlman who was present,
answered: "Yes, Madam, the sun is a very fine body, to be sure, but in my
oinion, it is not so useful as the moon."
"Why so?" asked the lady.
"Because," replied the gentleman, "the moon affords us light in the night-
time, when we really want it, whereas we have the sun always with us in the
day-time, when we have not so much need of it."
太陽和月亮
一天，一位太太和她的朋友在一起談?wù)撎柺翘罩凶蠲利悺⒆钣杏玫男?br /> 體。一位被邀請(qǐng)來的紳士答道：“是的，太太，太陽的確是一顆非常美麗
的星體，但我認(rèn)為它不如月亮用處大。”
那位太太問，“為什么？”
紳士回答：“因?yàn)樵铝猎谝雇斫o我們亮光，那時(shí)我們正需要它；而太陽總
是在白天和我們?cè)谝黄穑菚r(shí)我們并不需要它呀。”
昨日答案:
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