要求購買針織品公司在編織。
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland".
打電話者:“我想Argoed 魚的數(shù)量在加的夫的酒吧”。
接線員:“對不起,這里沒有清單。是拼寫正確的?”
打電話者:“嗯,它過去被稱為魚條但' B '掉了”。
然后是調(diào)用者要求購買針織品公司在編織。
接線員:“編織嗎?你確定嗎?”
打電話者:“是的。這就是它所說的標簽;編織在蘇格蘭”。
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