我只是想知道你是不是我的兒子

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An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clothes.

The old man just stared at him. The boy looked at the older man and said in a smart-tone, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

一個老人坐在一條長凳上商場時，一個爆炸頭的年輕人走過來坐在他旁邊。這個男孩的頭發是黃色和綠色和橙色和紫色。他有著黑色的化妝在他的眼睛，穿著鮮艷顏色的衣服，霓虹燈。那老人只是盯著他。那男孩看著老人用一個尖的音說，“發生了什么事，老頭，你沒做過什么瘋狂的事在您的生活中？”老人回答，“是的，實際上，我有。有一次我喝醉了，和一只鸚鵡發生了關系。我只是想知道你是不是我的兒子。”

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