你為什么把輪胎卸下來?
When John was busy in removing a wheel from his car,Jack asked,"Why are you taking a wheel from your car?"John replied,"Can’t you read:’Parking for 2 wheelers only’?"
約翰正忙著給自己的車卸輪胎,杰克問:“你為什么把輪胎卸下來?”約翰說:“你沒看這些著‘只許停兩個輪的車’嗎?”
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