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- 第64期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 從未來訪A Vacation Cruise
- 第64期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 從未來訪A Vacation Cruise A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go ho...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第65期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 問題出在哪里
- 第65期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 問題出在哪里 0526 A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure ou...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第66期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 駕車的小伙子
- 第66期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 駕車的小伙子 My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn&#...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你在什么地方待到這個(gè)時(shí)候？
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Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Chare...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我不可能每天都喝那么多。
- A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。
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Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrel...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們?nèi)匀粵]有做出決定。
- Some friends were hoping their second child would be a girl, and they even had a name picked out.
The ultrasound didn't reveal the baby's sex, though, and since the...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第67期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 年長者階層
- During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down a...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第68期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 年長者階層
- My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第69期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 節(jié)食族（1）
- Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, b...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第70期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 長生不老（1）
- A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你在這里多長時(shí)間了?。?/a>
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A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England.
“How did you enjoy it?” the guide asked when it was over.
“It was great,” the girl rep...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 到現(xiàn)在我還在付出。
- A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!! 小孩問他的父親說：爸爸，結(jié)婚的花...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他看到一個(gè)老太太追隨他。
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him."Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you h...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你知道你的號(hào)碼嗎？
- “Susie, do you know your numbers?” the teacher asks.
“Yup,” she says. “My dad taught me.”
“What comes after three?”
“Four,” Susie answers.
“Great. And tell me wh...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 沒有灰塵它是如此干凈
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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第71期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 貓與托盤（1）
- An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was v...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我不太喜歡這個(gè)滑翔傘。
- Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes,...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你能看清多遠(yuǎn)的東西？
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Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那我要怎樣才能升天堂呢？
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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class."No!" the...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 當(dāng)然，……但是你開始了。
- Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 研究生班和本科生班很容易就能區(qū)別開來。
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“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不過沒什么關(guān)系。
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In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.
A few minutes later he returns and asks the...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他一點(diǎn)兒也高興不起來。
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Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.
One day he wanted to draw a picture of his father, when he looked at the picture he had dr...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我已經(jīng)帶它去了動(dòng)物園 。
- A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not followin...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
