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- 第52期雙語笑話加練習題 回應
- Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my h...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們想要等到孩子們都死了
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A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?" The husband ex...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第53期雙語笑話加練習題 郵政快遞（1）
- My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible.
Struck by t...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第54期雙語笑話加練習題 日復一日（1）
- A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up . He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 但我該如何解釋這樣邏輯呢？
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他收到幾封給他的信。
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Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him.
He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool.” Quietly and with...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 里面裝點東西就會好的。
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A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well, sit down and eat your tea,” said his mother. “Your stomach’s hurting because it’s empty. It’ll be all right w...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我覺得邁爾斯已經長大了。
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When our daughter was born, we named her Myles after my beloved late (1) father, despite family warnings that the name was too masculine (2).
Years later, when I felt she...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我什么時候滾出去？
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“Young man, where do you work?” the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the young man.
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他的成績為什么這么差。
- One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment .P...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第55期雙語笑話加練習題 靶子
- 第55期雙語笑話加練習題 靶子 0516 My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第56期雙語笑話加練習題 緊急待機乘客（1）
- 第56期雙語笑話加練習題 緊急待機乘客 0517 While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the sa...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第57期雙語笑話加練習題 招客有方
- 第57期雙語笑話加練習題 招客有方 0518 At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that 0 At the cleaner's, I not...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第58期雙語笑話加練習題 在空中（1）
- 第58期雙語笑話加練習題 在空中 0519 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. "Let&...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第59期雙語笑話加練習題 傳教士的講題（1）
- 第59期雙語笑話加練習題 傳教士的講題 0520 A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embar...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第61期雙語笑話加練習題 兩個比目魚問題（1）
- 第61期雙語笑話加練習題 兩個比目魚問題 Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he ac...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第62期雙語笑話加練習題 如是請求
- 第62期雙語笑話加練習題 如是請求 0523 I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們是來送我的朋友。
- There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take yo...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我從來沒有想過要存錢。
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Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you....
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 下個學期她的生物課上。
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog teleph...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他快樂地度過的日子。
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There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a whi...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我只是隨便看看。
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A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the do...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 生命對于男人來說是殘酷的。
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Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publicity. And when they d...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 它卡在你的狗的喉嚨里了
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A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?"
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuah...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第63期雙語笑話加練習題 A Vacation Cruise
- 第63期雙語笑話加練習題 A Vacation Cruise
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him w...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
