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- 我能超過兩個詞的你
- A smart society woman was sitting next to President Coolidge at a party.
“ Oh, Mr President,” she said smilingly, “you are so silent. I made a bet today that I could get...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他很快就收到了回復。
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Puccini, the composer of the Opera Madame Butterfly often sent a cake to his director Toscanini at Christmas. One year, he did so as usual, but he suddenly remembered he ha...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第31期雙語笑話加練習題 如此長的狗
- Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this t...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第32期雙語笑話加練習題 唯有我是司機
- A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. "Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window,...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第33期雙語笑話加練習題 幾月走的
- When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 騎自行車的人感到非常抱歉
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Once Bernard Shaw was having a walk when some harum-scarum cyclist ran into him and Shaw fell to the ground. The cyclist was very sorry and came off his bike to help Shaw g...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 別擔心我有很多錢。
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Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 哪里是你當我結婚了？
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第34期雙語笑話加練習題 小提琴課（1）
- "Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. "You cost me a lot of mon...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第35期雙語笑話加練習題 準確數字
- A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. "How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who serv...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第36期雙語笑話加練習題 我懂他的話
- While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard. "Drew," I scolded, "no one can unders...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第37期雙語笑話加練習題 委婉提醒
- Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the break...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第38期雙語笑話加練習題 嗓音的優點
- Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscie...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第39期雙語笑話加練習題 那男子是誰
- The owner of a small travel agency saw an attractive couple gazing at his travel poster. Suddenly inspired, he ran up and told them his idea. "I'll give you an all-e...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你想要它等于幾？
- A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematici...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 三個男人在一個酒吧時。
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best lay in town!"Everyone expe...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幫忙把金絲雀埋在后院
- Little Alice was heartbroken when her pet canary (1) died, and to soften the blow, her father gave her a cigar box for a coffin and assisted in burying the canary in the ba...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我意識到自己出了差錯。
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Hurrying my 11-year-old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light where it was prohibited.”Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just made an illegal tur...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
- The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don'...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 猜猜我口袋里有多少錢。
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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第40期雙語笑話加練習題 退后兩英里
- A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第41期雙語笑話加練習題 故事還在里面
- During a visit to my mother' s home, I joined her in the living room to talk, read and watch television. Facing a bookcase that has been in the same spot since I was a c...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第42期雙語笑話加練習題 美國老羊
- A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explainin...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第43期雙語笑話加練習題 減掉一磅
- I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn't resist bragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scale...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們一起說話鄰居聽。
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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the ne...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
