我的名字是魔法師，先生
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together."
Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. "Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly," He said, "and don't forget to call me 'sir'".
Each soldier told him his name, until he came to the last one. This man remained silent, and so Captain Stone shouted at him, "When I ask you a question, answer it! I'll ask you again: What's you name, soldier?"
The soldier was very unhappy, but at last he replied. "My name is Stonebreaker, sir," he said nervously.
一個非常嚴格的官員和一些新的士兵交談，他們訓練。他從來沒有見過他們，所以他開始自我介紹：“我的名字是石頭，而且我比石頭更硬，所以照我說的做，否則就會有麻煩。別跟我?；ㄕ?，然后我們會相處得很好?！比缓笏叩矫總€士兵紛紛問他的姓名?！贝舐曊f，以便大家都能聽清楚，”他說，“別忘了叫我“先生”。每個士兵告訴他自己的名字，直到他走到最后一個。那個人仍然保持沉默，于是Stone隊長對他喊叫，“當我問你一個問題，回答！我再問你一次：你叫什么名字，士兵？”士兵們很不高興，但最后他回答?！蔽业拿质悄Х◣?，先生，”他緊張的說。
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