我的名字是魔法師，先生
A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: "My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone, so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together."
Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. "Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly," He said, "and don't forget to call me 'sir'".
Each soldier told him his name, until he came to the last one. This man remained silent, and so Captain Stone shouted at him, "When I ask you a question, answer it! I'll ask you again: What's you name, soldier?"
The soldier was very unhappy, but at last he replied. "My name is Stonebreaker, sir," he said nervously.
一個(gè)非常嚴(yán)格的官員和一些新的士兵交談，他們訓(xùn)練。他從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)他們，所以他開(kāi)始自我介紹：“我的名字是石頭，而且我比石頭更硬，所以照我說(shuō)的做，否則就會(huì)有麻煩。別跟我耍花招，然后我們會(huì)相處得很好。”然后他走到每個(gè)士兵紛紛問(wèn)他的姓名。”大聲說(shuō)，以便大家都能聽(tīng)清楚，”他說(shuō)，“別忘了叫我“先生”。每個(gè)士兵告訴他自己的名字，直到他走到最后一個(gè)。那個(gè)人仍然保持沉默，于是Stone隊(duì)長(zhǎng)對(duì)他喊叫，“當(dāng)我問(wèn)你一個(gè)問(wèn)題，回答！我再問(wèn)你一次：你叫什么名字，士兵？”士兵們很不高興，但最后他回答。”我的名字是魔法師，先生，”他緊張的說(shuō)。
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)、英文笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/35820.html
相關(guān)文章
-
雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版（52歲時(shí)）
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 52）: 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn’t borrow money too often 4....
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Grumpy Cat 壞脾氣貓（雙語(yǔ)）
Listen, pal, how can this Grumpy Cat phenomenon explode, when it's my thing to be grumpy and be a cat. You're my agent, Jerry! Do something!聽(tīng)著,伙計(jì),這壞脾氣貓如何火的，成為脾氣暴躁的貓應(yīng)是我...
2018-11-07 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
傻爸爸
A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And...
2019-01-19 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
Lightbulbs Joke(4)
Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb？ A. They can‘t do it，it’s a hardware problem.更多 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)、英文笑話(huà)、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全幽默 笑話(huà)...
2018-12-31 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑死人不償命63: 免驚啦(雙語(yǔ))
No Worriess免驚啦！At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,在游泳池旁，一個(gè)小孩問(wèn)他媽媽?zhuān)?quot;Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"“媽咪，媽咪，我可不可以下去游泳？“"Certainly not, darling. The...
2018-10-31 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：GPS （雙語(yǔ)）
i put the coordinate into the gps on my iphone...我把坐標(biāo)放在蘋(píng)果手機(jī)里的gpswhat? i've made this old treasure map with a big x and all... that thing kills all sense of adventure!什么？我做了這...
2018-11-03 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
22. Job Technique
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with o...
2018-10-27 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
一份搞笑英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)歷
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴? Love the neigh...
2018-12-10 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
論“十一”狼與“學(xué)外語(yǔ)”
昨晚有夢(mèng)：“十一狼”再次吐血提醒學(xué)外語(yǔ)的孩紙們，這個(gè)十一長(zhǎng)假，務(wù)必繼續(xù)秉承發(fā)揚(yáng)“十一長(zhǎng)假學(xué)外語(yǔ)，十一郎偏方學(xué)外語(yǔ)”の小強(qiáng)哥精神。小女子在十一到來(lái)之際，應(yīng)景傳達(dá)“教主”精神。“勿忘學(xué)外語(yǔ)！” 欽此！ 曾經(jīng)的...
2019-01-07 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) -
Family Joke(10)
Two women ran into the court of King Solomon，fighting.“My daughter was to marry this man，but this woman claims that the man was to marry HER daughter！”one of them yelled.“There is a simple sol...
2018-12-29 英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
